Tuesday, December 30, 2003
Fun Fact
I was just informed by my friend Kim, a resident of Troy MI, that the letters of "Detroit" can be rearranged to spell "rioted."
Kim, I enjoy your company.
I was just informed by my friend Kim, a resident of Troy MI, that the letters of "Detroit" can be rearranged to spell "rioted."
Kim, I enjoy your company.
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
In honor of the trouble between Jack White and Jason from the Vonbondies, my friends Hanna, Liz, and I made t-shirts (over the phone) saying "Free Jack White" on the front and "Get Well Jason VonBondie" on the back. So yeah, that's not Jason's real last name, but it's not like Stollsteimer is going to fit.
My word processing teacher asked about my shirt. So did my Italian sub, the creepy sub that thinks he knows everything about music, Mr. Perry. Sarah said that when she was in 8th grade he was all like, yeah, I'm seeing the White Stripes in Beligum next week. He started talking with me about how Elephant was crap and Jack just recycled riffs from DeStijl and how he sold it that day after he bought it. But, he says he loves thir previous 3 albums. Mr. Perry is the coolest kid ever except not really. He said Jack and Jason were probably fighting because they were both wearing the same hipster shoes. So he's the coolest kid for saying that. Well, the coolest kid besides Irina and Robby and Hanna's brother Joel.
Free Jack White. Get Well Jason VonBondie.
Wow, I need to start writing with eloquent language again. What's happening?
My word processing teacher asked about my shirt. So did my Italian sub, the creepy sub that thinks he knows everything about music, Mr. Perry. Sarah said that when she was in 8th grade he was all like, yeah, I'm seeing the White Stripes in Beligum next week. He started talking with me about how Elephant was crap and Jack just recycled riffs from DeStijl and how he sold it that day after he bought it. But, he says he loves thir previous 3 albums. Mr. Perry is the coolest kid ever except not really. He said Jack and Jason were probably fighting because they were both wearing the same hipster shoes. So he's the coolest kid for saying that. Well, the coolest kid besides Irina and Robby and Hanna's brother Joel.
Free Jack White. Get Well Jason VonBondie.
Wow, I need to start writing with eloquent language again. What's happening?
My mommy says people in Grosse Pointe put up white lights because they hate black people.
Well, as you may or may not have known, my friend Sarah's neighbor is friends with Jack White's nephew. As the year progresses, I will be documenting our experiences in spying on and conversing with this strange specimen they call a free loader* who has ties to Jack White, our sex god.
*I say this only because Sarah's neighbor still lives with his mom. This would not be a problem except for the fact that he is probably in his early 20s. Urgent Update: Sarah's neighbor is moving out soon! We're going to hav to actually befriend him soon instead of just stalking him. So watch out!